Now I know what you’re thinking, why is today’s WW by a band that’s still selling multi-platinum records?  Well the truth is I don’t really have a problem with Nickelback per say, but the same can’t be said about my cohort.

In CpC’s own words:

Back before Nickelback sold their soul to the corporate devil, they were releasing hits like this.

“I am not a leader of men since I prefer to follow.  Do you think I could have a drink since it’s so hard to swallow.”

Here’s what I’m NOT listening to:

That damned “Delilah” song. We get it. White guys are lonely and whiny. Now shut up and go back to your cubicle.

Maroon 5, Elliot Yamin and Robin Thicke. We get it. White guys listen to Stevie Wonder too. Now shut up and go back to your gas grills and lite beer.

Nickelback. You guys are still together? Really? Shouldn’t you have imploded from your own suckiness by now?

Shop Boyz (Party Like a Rock Star). When you get near a hook, call me.

Gym Class Heroes. That girlfriend song is really catchy. Too bad Supertramp wrote all the interesting bits.

AFI, Fall Out Boy, and a bunch of indistinguishable others: sure, you’re punk rock. While we’re at it, of course I’ll respect you in the morning, your check is in the mail, and my ass smells like candy.

The anger management courses are not working.