Who doesn’t find this man hot?

Even men think he’s the man. He’s what we call an anomaly – incredible intellect, wisecracking smartass sense of humor, unbelieveable charisma and it all comes wrapped up in a hell of a package. And not one of those metro-sexual packages, but a real duct tape and newspaper kinda package. It makes me moist just think about it. I would so…. become a avian vomitologist and/or catfish noodler if he we let me show him my dirty job.