I had been saving this one for a while so let’s see what we’ve got in store today shall we?

Stacy Dash: Actress

Ok before we start I want you guys to really take a look at the center photo up here.  Yes I know that is a right nice behind but take it all in for a second before we forge ahead.

Now look at that photo again but this time add the knowledge that Stacy is 42 years old in that photo.

Yeah I know.

Wikipedia take it away:

Stacey Lauretta Dash (born January 20, 1966) is an American film and television actress.

Dash started her career as a child actress on Sesame Street. She later appeared in shows such as The Cosby Show, where she acted beside friend Lisa Bonet, and in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Dash’s first substantial television role was in the 1988 television series, TV 101 which also featured Matt LeBlanc and Sam Robards. The series was canceled after 13 episodes.

Dash’s first major film role was in the Richard Pryor comedy Moving in 1988. She also had sizeable roles in Mo’ Money and Renaissance Man during this time. In 1995, Dash starred as a femme fatale in a low budget film, Illegal in Blue. Dash received her big break with the 1995 film Clueless, which starred Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz. Dash played Cher’s high school best friend Dionne Marie Davenport, even though Dash was 28 at the time. In 1996 the film spawned a television spinoff, also called Clueless, in which Dash reprised her role as Dionne and in which Rachel Blanchard played Cher. The series ran from 1996-1999.

Also at age 40 she posed for an issue of Playboy in 2006.

People I don’t even know where to begin for this one, I’ve thought Stacy was hot since I saw her in Mo Money along with some of them Wayan boys.  While I never saw the movie Clueless, I had no idea that she was damn near 30 at the time of filming.  Now some of you would say why am I making such a big deal out of old Ms Dash is.  I guess my reasoning behind it lies in that damn cover above and the pics below in that she looks better at age 42 than most of the new little chicks Hollywood keeps producing/telling us we should fawn after that are half Stacy’s age.

Stacy is a milf in every sense of the word and if I weren’t happily married and had half an opportunity;

"I’d walk around on all fours, stark naked dragging my nuts on 200 degree asphalt on a cross country trek from North Carolina to California…"

just for a chance to bang Stacy clueless.