Before we begin today let’s just get one thing clear: I know why you come here.

Julie Anderson: Model

Like I said before let’s just be honest with one another.  I don’t want a whole lot of bullcrap from you, you don’t want a whole lot of bullcrap from me.  Where does that get us?  Answer – nowhere.

You see I understand that you guys just come here to check out who it is that’s been featured as our F3 for that week.  You come and you look because you want to check out what unknown or looked over lady we can find for your leering pleasure.

And I want to be the first one to tell you that it’s ok.

I understand and accept it.  I get it now.  This website has never been about me.  It’s always been about the women we feature once a week to inventive you guys to stay around and check out our other content.

Message received loud and clear web travelers,loud and clear.

Oh and by the way Ms. Anderson didn’t have a whole lot of information for me to talk about before I showed you the gallery, and well I have to wrap the pictures in words somehow.

You know how when you’ve been away from something for a while and it seems difficult to get back into the swing of things? 

Let’s see if we can remedy that shall we?

London Andrews: Model

One word people: flawless.

That’s all I could think of when we picked Ms. Andrews for this week’s F3.  I do believe that she may very well be the most beautiful model of any kind that I have ever laid eyes on.  I could go on and on with silly comparisons and witty/corny one liners about her but I think I’ll refrain from that this week and let her photos speak for themselves. Hit the link to find out more about hiring her or just more evidence that 5′10 120lb or less models have absolutely nothing on London here.

London Andrews

Last year one of my first F3’s was a Ms. Nicole “Coco” Austin, aka Mrs. Ice T.  One of the reasons that I chose her was that she had what I believed to be one of the most unbelievable bodies I have ever seen on a woman.  If memory serves me right I think it was full frontal that said after seeing her that if she could request a new body, her’s would be the one she wanted.

The argument has been made by some, myself included, that it’s almost as if someone took the physique of a well shaped, perfectly rounded bottom that is usually attributed to women of color and but it on a short, thick in all the right places white woman.  Whether her body is natural or store bought makes no difference to me in that I just want to stare at it.  Well those of you that have longed for CoCo to reveal it all no longer have to wait.  In this month’s Playboy, Mrs. Ice T reveals all for everyone to see and enjoy.  Click to the link to see the obviously NSFW* pics.

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CoCo in Playboy

Let’s do the rundown shall we?

• Brunette – Check
• Goofy one minute/sexy the next – Check
• Hot older woman – Check

Well that pretty much meets all my standards, let’s see if we can’t make us an F3 shall we?

 Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Actress/Comedian

If you don’t instantly recognize today’s F3, then where exactly were you during the decade know as the 90’s?  But since it would be unfair of me to just assume that everyone knows as much as I do, for those of you few individuals that don’t know who Julia is, then let’s let our nice friend Wikipedia shine some light on the situation.

Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus(born January 13, 1961) is an Emmy-, Golden Globe-, and SAG Award-winning American actress and comedian who gained popularity playing the role of Elaine Benes on the NBC sitcom Seinfeld in the 1990s. She currently stars in the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine.

Julia is my favorite kind of female comedian in that she can make me laugh hard enough to bring me to tears one moment and then if she wanted to make herself completely irresistible the next.  Not to mention I seem to be just constantly repeating myself when it comes to being attracted to older, sexy, brunettes.

One of the other cool things about Julia is that she seems, at least for the moment to be avoiding what some people call the Seinfeld curse with the success of her show on CBS called the New Adventures of Old Christine.(which by the way is the reason I’m featuring her this week after I caught a recent promo for the show and thought to myself damn I forgot how hot she is)

In any event:

” I would let Michael Richards berate me with the N-word all day…”

so I could prove to Julia that I’m very sponge worthy.