Before we begin today let’s just get one thing clear: I know why you come here.

Julie Anderson: Model

Like I said before let’s just be honest with one another.  I don’t want a whole lot of bullcrap from you, you don’t want a whole lot of bullcrap from me.  Where does that get us?  Answer – nowhere.

You see I understand that you guys just come here to check out who it is that’s been featured as our F3 for that week.  You come and you look because you want to check out what unknown or looked over lady we can find for your leering pleasure.

And I want to be the first one to tell you that it’s ok.

I understand and accept it.  I get it now.  This website has never been about me.  It’s always been about the women we feature once a week to inventive you guys to stay around and check out our other content.

Message received loud and clear web travelers,loud and clear.

Oh and by the way Ms. Anderson didn’t have a whole lot of information for me to talk about before I showed you the gallery, and well I have to wrap the pictures in words somehow.

They say that Blondes have more fun, well let’s see about that shall we?

Sabina Leigh: Adult Model/Sexual Educator

Ok first things first, if you guys have been paying attention you’d have seen a glimpse of Sabina on our site before.  When we were posting a TP last year I was looking a for a pic of a sexy, classy chick to go along with the post and guess who I came across but none other than Ms. Leigh.

Now according to her personal site – Sabina-Leigh.com *nsfw*, she refers to herself as:

a busty bomb shell of an adult model, an innovative pornographer, and an open-minded sexual educator. To top that off I also possess an all natural curvy physique adorned with 34H breasts.

She had me at curvy.

You see the cool thing about women like Sabina is to me I find her just as sexy in full attire, a bit of lingerie, or of course nothing at all.

Since she started her career she’s worked with the likes of Score and Voluptuous Magazine along with Busty Brits and Smoking Rachel.

Now like I’ve said before time and again, I just can’t quite get enough of naturally curvy women, especially if they come with a little something extra to hold onto.  And even though I find myself almost always attracted to slightly older women as well, I find Sabina very hot an am willing to let go of the fact that she’d younger than me. (damn I feel old)

So with that being said;

“I’d sit through six months of watching nothing but the material girl’s movies 24 hours a day…”

to have me a piece of Sabina’s Blonde Ambition.

Ok I’m gonna try something a little different for today’s F3, I’m going to take this one post and let it count for two – the other being Music You Should Know.

Liz Phair: Singer/Songwriter/Musician

Now if you’re a devoted reader of the site, then you already know that earlier in the week, we featured a song by Ms. Phair as our WW. As I was gathering my information along with sifting through several pics of Liz – the thought occurred to me “dude Liz Phair is fuckin’ hot, we should totally feature her as this week’s F3.”

After that thought passed through my head the next one that came was “you know what else, she should totally be our Music You Should Know as well.”

And here we are. First the MYSK stuff:

Liz Phair (born Elizabeth Clark Phair on April 17, 1967 in New Haven, Connecticut, USA) is a Grammy-Nominated American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Her signature guitar, which she is often seen playing (and is prominent upon the cover of her self-titled fourth album), is a Fender Mustang. Her album Exile in Guyville was chosen as one of Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Phair’s entry into the music industry began when she met guitarist Chris Brokaw, a member of the band Come. Brokaw was visiting her San Francisco loft-mate Nora Maccoby when he heard Phair’s songs, and encouraged her to record them.

After moving back to Chicago, Phair began writing songs and recording homemade tapes under the name Girly Sound, and supported herself by selling her drawings on the streets of Chicago. She became part of the alternative music scene in Chicago and became friends with Material Issue and Urge Overkill, two of Chicago’s upstart bands to go national in the early 1990s, as well as Brad Wood and John Henderson, head of Feel Good All Over, an independent label in Chicago. (A later attempt at re-recording the Girly Sound tapes failed after arguments between Henderson and Phair.)

My first encounter with Ms. Phair was over at my friend Soultron’s house after he had received the CD’s he had ordered through one of those BMG 10 CD’s for $ .01 deals. (The internet as you know it kids wasn’t always there you know). He had her first album – Exile in Guyville and I really liked it. I was just getting into the whole alternative thing and listening to her songs helped ease me into that transition. To this day my favorites off that album are “Never Said” and “Mesmerizing” although no one can listen to Liz’s stuff and not appreciate her blunt, in you face, sexually explicit lyrics like those in “Flower” or “H.W.C.”

and now to the F3 stuff…

Ok I think it’s well documented on this site that I have a passion for sexy, older women. I don’t know how to explain it other than I find them immensely attractive. Now if you were to add on the talent of playing a musical instrument and you had me at the first time she cranks her amp. And while it took the movie American Pie to bring the term and concept of MILF into the mainstream consciousness, I’ve always found certain moms sexy and thank the heavens every day that I married the hottest MILF around.

And on that note:

“I’d endure a 16 hour rectal exam being helmed by 3, men hating lesbians – after I had commented on their mannish haircuts…”

if Liz would come be my “blow-job queen“.

Blair Butler (born June 28, 1978 in Fairway, Kansas) is a dedicated comic book aficionado, a stand-up comic, and a host for a segment called Fresh Ink on the G4 program, Attack of the Show!.

Butler graduated from Lake Forest College in Lake Forest, IL. She became the head writer of the G4’s flagship television program X-Play. Although she identifies herself as a writer/producer, her work as a stand-up comedian, including being featured on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, opened the way for her to work on-camera. During her years with X-Play, she participated in the show’s re-occurring sketches and themes in the role of the “Drunk Writer”, a female writer who wears oversized shades and a t-shirt with the words “I Need Drink” and can always be seen with a bottle of liquor (“Rot Gut”) and an unlit cigarette dangling from her mouth. (Butler does not smoke in real life.) She was later given her own segment called Fresh Ink on Attack of the Show! where she critiqued comic books, reviewing the newest issues of comic books with her recommendation on whether to “buy”, “browse”, or “burn” them. Starting in 2007, the Fresh Ink segment has evolved into Blair recommending good comics and collectibles from various comic stores in the L.A. area.

I have a soft spot for comic book chicks that have a sense of humor and don’t look like a left over plate of hamburger helper so I would lick the nastiest comic convention-going fanboy’s armpit just so….

I could watch her read Justice Society of America #1 completely in the nude while riding a slow moving mechanical bull and wearing a belt with Thor’s hammer hanging from the side and the whole time the Star Wars theme is playing in the background!

I’m a geeky little freak.

Next week marks a day where we will spend most of the day looking over different gifts people have gotten us, while also trying to stuff as much food down our throats as humanly possible.  In honor of that I thought this week’s F3 would be that of a nice little strumpet that I happened upon the other day.

Nigella Lawson: Journalist/Food Writer/Television Presenter

First let’s get you up to speed about what’s on today’s menu:

Nigella Lucy Lawson (born January 6, 1960) is an English journalist, food writer, broadcaster and television presenter. After graduating from Oxford, Lawson worked as a book reviewer and soon became the deputy literary editor of The Sunday Times in 1986.

In 1998 she wrote her first cookery book entitled How to Eat which became an instant bestseller. Lawson wrote her second best selling book, How to be a Domestic Goddess in 2000, winning her a prestigious British Book Award.

Her career progressed in the United Kingdom in 2000 when she hosted the successful Channel 4 cookery programme, Nigella Bites, which was accompanied with another bestseller. She also hosted a less successful chat show on ITV in 2005, which was followed by two highly successful cookery series on BBC Two. Lawson also enjoys a flourishing career in the United States where Nigella Feasts has been aired. Her own cookware range is reportedly worth £7 million a year[1], and she has sold nearly 3 million cookery books worldwide.

Now it should be noted that in the East household, the cooking is mainly handled by wife.  It’s not that I’m sexist or anything (unless you mean I want it pretty much all the time) it’s just that when it comes to me and cooking, I prefer to leave that sort of thing to the talented professionals of my local drive-thru.

I say all that to make the point that the thought of me watching a cooking show seems to make most people scratch their heads in disbelief.  I want to make it clear that I wasn’t really watching Rachael Ray’s show per say as I happen to catch a glimpse of her guest – Nigella Lawson.

After seeing Mrs. Lawson I thought to myself – "well hello there, aren’t you just a nice, tall glass of water?"  And then I heard her speak and what comes out lo and behold but none other than a British accent.(which I find to be the sexiest accent known to man).  So if you add that all together you end up with a tall, busty, beautiful, rich, older brunette British woman. And with that;

"I’d totally go back in time and change the outcome of the American Revolution so that we could live in a totalitarian, V for Vendetta, iron fist British rule"

if I can pop around Nigella’s house for a bit of who’s your father.

By any other name…

Sofia Rose: BBW Model

In the event that you haven’t noticed, I have a bit of a thing for what mainstream calls a BBW or Big Beautiful Woman. I prefer to call them “real women”.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t find women that are smaller than Sofia here and the like unattractive, that’s not the case. It’s just that minus a few exceptions, I much prefer the company of a woman with something to hold on to, along with not feeling like I have to nurse an underfed soul back to health.

Anyways, Sofia here is an internet/print model whose resume includes shoots for such sites/publications as UltimateBBW, BODacious Magazine (which is awesome by the way) and her own site SofiatheRose. She describes herself as a “normal girl” who has done nude and erotic modeling but is also educated and “spent her life in corporate america and can hob nob with the best of them.”

Well Sofia;

“a week of plowing a 1000 acre farm by hand in 120 degree, 100% humidity skin blistering heat all while covered in manure is fine with me… “

after I spend some time pruning her Rose bush.

Carla Gugino is an actress best known for her roles of Ingrid Cortez in the Spy Kids trilogy and the title character of the tv series Karen Sisco. Born in Sarasota, Florida on August 29, 1971 this beautiful women of Irish/Italian/English descent has appeared in films and television shows such as Son in Law, Snake Eyes, Spin City, Threshhold, The One, and Sin City.

She recently appeared in Night At The Museum and The Lookout. Next she will play Sally Jupiter, the original Silk Spectre, in the upcoming film based on a comic book, Watchmen.

Throw me in shark infested waters with bloody chicken parts duct-taped to my body armed only with a toilet plunger only if….

I can have her wrap those unbelievable man crushers around my waist all while she rhythmically shakes that delicious heart shaped ass as she tries to suffocate me with her luscious golden globes.

First let me apologize for the lateness of this post today, but again I do have Halo to think of, I mean the Covenant aren’t just going to kill themselves you know?

Lauren Graham: Actress

By way of wikipedia:

Lauren Helen Graham (born March 16, 1967) is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress. She is best known for her starring role as Lorelai Gilmore on Gilmore Girls.

Let me start off today by saying that I am a grown ass man. I have a wife and a son. I love playing video games, watching action movies, adoring anything that is; bright, shiny, light’s up, and has buttons, as well as watching senseless TV like Family Guy or South Park.

I say all that to make this next statement:

I miss Gilmore Girls.

Not only was it one of the best shows on TV, but it had one of the best actresses on TV in Lauren Graham. Every week I looked forward to watching this show to see what would happen in the lives of Lorelai and Rory and I really miss it now that’s it’s gone. Not only is what I consider to be some of the best dialogue between characters now missing from TV, the fact that I can’t longingly lust after Ms. Graham is very disheartening.

Alas;

“I would go through high-school all over again so that I could get accepted, attend, graduate from Yale, and spend the rest of my life paying back thousands of dollars in student loans, all while making minimum wage working at a second-rate law firm so that one day I could climb the corporate ladder, in an attempt to impress her folks since I had already impressed her by reciting Bangles, Go-Go’s, and Metalica song lyrics with yellow daisies in my hand, because as far as I’m concerned she will always be Lorelai to me..“

if I could spend one weekend in her Stars Hollow.

Pam Grier is an African-American actress (born May 26, 1949 in Winston-Salem, North Carolina) who started her film career in the early 1970s starring in women-in-prison and blaxploitation films. Her first big hit was 1973’s Coffy and followed that with the bigger hit, Foxy Brown.

She has appeared in many films from B-movies to hits such as Fort Apache, The Bronx. She has enjoyed a great resurgence in her popularity after starring in the Quentin Tarantino’s 1997 follow-up to Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown. Most recently she has appeared in the cable TV show The L Word and is a frequent guest on the crime drama on network TV, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

I would let Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction use me as a punching bag for half an hour, all the while threatening to bring down some heavy hitters who know how to use a pair of pliers and a blowtorch just so….

I could take my funky love gun and put it all up in her Foxy Brown!

Oh my Damn.

Delicious: Model/Dancer

When most people think of Female Dancer/Stripper, they tend to not envision a BBW. However after seeing today’s F3, I believe their opinions will change. According to her site Delicious38DD *nsfw* she describes herself as:

” just your average thick girl who loves to dance Topless!”

And with a tag line like:

IF YOU ARE HUNGRY….. IM DELICIOUS. Wink!

I couldn’t agree more, and with that;

“sign me up for an afternoon of geting my ass handed to me by six; black belt carrying, RoadHouse inspired, 300lb pure muscle bouncers”

right after I leave her VIP room.