Ah fantasies. Those thoughts about people you have absolutely no shot whatsoever with so you think about unholy things to do with/to them within the confines of your twisted subconscious…..

But enough about me welcome to Fantasy Fuck Friday, a new column here at ATE: NSFW. The concept is simple; we scour the planet for the people that given the right set of circumstances we would jump at the chance for that one night of sexual delight/embarrassment.

We then post the picture of the lucky individual along with some sort of description of what we’d be willing to do for a shot to “Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle“.

Anyways here’s this weeks picks

naNye’s pick:

Eve Tyler is/was a plus sized nude model. She modeled for such upscale publications as Score and Voluptuous Magazine. While she may be in a lesbian relationship, I’d totally be willing to,

“Give birth to a set of triplets out of my nuts“,

to sample her nanner pudding one time.

Full Frontal’s pick:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a WWE Superstar as well as a somewhat successful Hollywood action star. All I can say is I would,

“Give head to President Bush spread eagle in the oval office, while beating off Cheney and fingering Condoleezza all while humming Hail to the Chief“,

to smell what the Rock is cooking.

CpC’s pick:

Rosario Dawson is an American singer/actress known for her roles in such movies like Sin City, Rent, and Kids. And with that;

“I’d lick Stan Lee’s taint on stage in the middle of a comic convention“,

to get her to super size me one time.

my wife Blue Eyed Danger’s pick:

Sean Connery…what more is there to say other than;

“Take two dung beatles, three cockroaches, a slice of week old dried out ham, insert into a chicken’s behind, grate all that up in a blender and place in between two pieces of white bread, serve cold with a bottle of hot sauce to wash it down“,

so I can get him to come service this majesty’s secret.