Since the Super Bowl is right around the corner, I thought some football humor was in order.

Enjoy.

In 1977, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were in the midst of what would become a 26-game regular season losing streak (a standing NFL record).  After one particularly bad game, a Tampa Tribune reporter asked coach John McKay about the execution of his team’s offensive line.  His response: “I’m in favor of it.”
Another quote attributed to Coach McKay that year: “We can’t win at home, we can’t win on the road, so we were going to petition the league for a neutral site.”

More football quotes:

“Nobody in football should be called a genius.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
– Joe Theisman, NFL QB

“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
– George Rogers, NO Saints QB

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
– Bill Peterson, Houston Oilers head coach

“I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.”
– Jerry Rice, SF 49ers wide receiver

“I’ve been big ever since I was little.”
– William Perry, Chicago Bears defensive tackle