*yes I know I didn’t have to use this pic, but let’s face it, you knew I was gonna*

I’m a little confused.  Let me see if I have this straight…

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.  The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

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This is why we love kids…

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!  As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’

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Saw this today and decided to pass it along.

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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

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By way of g33klite.com

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

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