YES WE CAN!

….’nuff said.

Totally scare the shit out of your neighbors and then take their candy! Bwahahahaha!

Recently I’ve been completely engrossed in reading Batman RIP and all things Batman related.  I saw this pic up over at Iheartchaos.com this morning and let’s face it people this depiction is exactly how this election is shaping up.

I saw this and thought, "if this isn’t a glowing recommendation for who to vote for, I don’t know what is".

Thunderdog Studios has made some great posters for the coming election. You can check out more by visiting their site.

http://www.thunderdogstudios.com/

Remember the heroes and the victims of September 11, 2001.

Never forget.

On August 15, 2008 the Force will be with us once again in theaters across the country, albeit in computer animated form. Star Wars: The Clone Wars is an animated feature length film made by Lucasfilm Animation that bridges some of the gap between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

George Lucas is an executive producer on the movie and TV series due in the Fall on Cartoon Network and TNT. He says that he is extremely involved in the production which will ensure that storyline remains cohesive. The flick is said to be 90 minutes and is very true to the feel of the Star Wars universe. There are 30 30-minute episodes of the series, done in the same computer animated style, completed and ready to grace televisions everywhere. The storyline follows the wartime adventures of Obi-Wan and Anakin as they fight alongside the clone troopers and fellow jedi against the forces of Count Dooku and General Grievous. A new character named Ahsoka will be the first female jedi given a large role in these stories. Lucas is also highly involved in a live action Star Wars TV series that went into production last Fall and should be ready for airing sometime in 2009. May the Force be with you!

My son so needs this.

While his delivery at times does not deliver like that of his Colleagues it is none the less funny. His material is most of the time delivered better by them. In his words I made those NIGGERS! MONEY! But his humor is best described by these two jokes.

A Jew wins 500 million in the lottery and decides to be charitable so he gives a couple of mill to this and that charity then 200 mill to the Nazi party. Well the Jews want to hang him, but before they do they ask him why would he donate so much money to the people that did so many unholy things to their people, to which he replies while pulling up his sleeve they gave me the NUMBER.

A ten yr old white boy puts shoe polish on his face and shows his mother, she then beats his ass and tells him go see his father. The father beats his ass and says the boy’s got see your grandfather. The grandfather beats his ass and says go see your mother. The mother asks him what do you have to say? The kid says I’ve been a NIGGER FOR TEN MINUTES AND ALREADY I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Greetings there ATE readers. In case you haven’t noticed or it’s been a while since you’ve been back to the site, (I swear what do you people want from us blood? well you can’t have any…I mean Halloween’s over people, and besides we don’t do that anymore…ok maybe just a little…), what you see before you is the new theme/layout for the site that we have affectionately called ATE White.

It’s taken us, and by us I mean naNye and myself, several weeks of tweaking and redo’s to get this version of the site before you, and judging by the rest of the staff, I think our hard work has paid off. As you look around, you’ll see that everything that you’ve come accustomed to is still there and in some instances we have some new things that we’re adding. Also for those of you that liked the old color scheme that we used, don’t worry we didn’t completely get rid of it, we are in the process of retooling that layout so that it will have the same functionality that this new has, and when we’re done you guys as readers will be able to switch back and forth between ATE White and ATE Red & Black on the fly.

Anyways, please keep coming back and reading our content and enjoying the site. And remember as our leader naNye says – without you guys reading and commenting on the site, my plans of world domination will never be realized.

Apparently, pitting the yacht-less takes work.