Well it’s been entirely too long since I last posted something, so let’s see if I can get back into the swing of things.

First, the chick in the photo has nothing to do with the video you’re about to see.  My first intention was to post a picture of an obscure R&B singer from yester-year, but I couldn’t find any that were of adequate size.  Then it occurred to me to just put up a pic of some random chick from an R&B video.  All I can say is type in “r & b girl” into Google image search and see what you come up with.  After sifting through what looked like an endless supply of smut, (not that I’m complaining but that’s not what I was after at the time), I remembered the name of one of those mathematically impossibly round bottom chicks named Buffie that I could use for this post.

But alas I digress.

The following video was sent to me by Full Frontal *(remember her)* this past weekend.  Now if you guys have been looking around the internet in the last few days/weeks you might have already have seen this particular video and might think to yourself, why did it take ATE so long to post about this.  To that I would reply, I have a 14 year old, and apparently he is the penance I must pay for driving my parents crazy.

Enjoy the video.

9. Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance

Humpty Hump was rap music’s greatest alter ego and actually a good MC but all White People know (and love) him for is “I like my oatmeal lumpy,” and “Burger King bathroom.”

Fucking White People.

I found this list this morning while scooping around the internet and after picking myself off of the floor from laughing so hard (along with getting some ideas for some kick ass waybacks), I have to agree with choices on this list.

Hit the link to read the rest of the rap songs white folks can’t quite get enough of.

The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love

Now normally we don’t cover such things as a certain “former” pop princess losing custody of her kids, but after I saw this I had to put it up as I thought that it was very timely and appropriate.

Enjoy.

So I found this video this weekend and I have to say, this is the way I prefer to see all Kanye West videos from this point on. In case you’re wondering, the guy in the video lip syncing Mr. West is stand up comedian Zach Galifianakis.

The name’s East, naNye East. That’s the name that I go by here on the ‘interweb‘. I got my name by paroding Kanye West after the “tantrum” he threw when he thought that he got snubbed for best video at an award show. I say all that because of this story I found about the worst rap names.

Dustin Glick over at Cracked.com writes:

A good rap name is like good rap: it sounds effortless without coming off sloppy, and it never tries too hard. Whether its vibe is biblical (Hova), comic book villain (Biggie Smalls) or comic book hero (Method Man); whether the name is self-imposed (Big Baby Jesus) or God-given (Kanye West and Tupac Shakur didn’t really have a choice, now did they?) you know when you’ve heard a good rap name. And just as certainly, you know when you’ve heard a bad one.

word to your mother.

Worst Rapper Names Ever