Once upon a time, in a land far away, a

• beautiful
• independent
• self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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Two Choices In Life?

What would you do?…you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says politely.

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Hit the link to see why it’s so important to have a church wedding.

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Since summer’s in full swing, I figured I’d share with you a resume’ of a young woman’s I came across . Enjoy.

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A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

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