Thursday Prophesies: Circle of Life
I want to live my next life backwards:
- You start out dead and get that out of the way.
- Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
- Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
- Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
- Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
- You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
- You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.
- Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
- Then you become a baby, and then…
- You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, centralheating, room service on tap, and then…
- You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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Thursday Prophesies: No More Email
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I will no longer be sending e-mails. Thanks to the Post Office, I am going back to licking stamps……
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Thursday Prophesies: Why Parents Drink
A Mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Mom” With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
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Thursday Prophesies: Pay Attention
First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
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Thursday Prophesies: In Case of Fire…
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it off, are you?”
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said,
“Nope. I’m going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to”.
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Written by Jimmy Palmiotti with art by Phil Noto, issue 1 of this 5 issue mini starts off with a Female Fury named Maelstrom who wants to become the queen of the evil ruler Darkseid and plans to do it by killing Superman. When she shows up on Earth she first encounters Supergirl and the aftermath of the battle takes a tragic turn. Pick this up. It apparently takes place before all of the Final Crisis crap, is devoid of excess continuity and has great art. Grade: A
YES WE CAN!
....'nuff said. 
Totally scare the shit out of your neighbors and then take their candy! Bwahahahaha! 
Wow! Just freakin' awesome and if you are not onboard with all things Green Lantern related then you are missing out. Geoff Johns writes one heck of a tale here that formally introduces us to the Red Lantern Corps, rage powered individuals who are sure to give the Green Lantern Corps one hell of a time. Shane Davis pencils this issue and the guy is unbelievable. There's a splash page in this issue that rivals what Ivan Reis is doing in the main ongoing GL book. Buy this one! Grade: A+
So far I haven't cared much for this series. This is DC's big event book for 2008 and the big completion to their "Crisis Trilogy" started with Crisis on Infinite Earths in 1986 and continued with Infinite Crisis in 2006. This one has been a little hard to follow and frankly, a bit boring, but thankfully this issue kicks it up several notches.
Conflicted hitmen and a coked-up racist dwarf equals dark fun! 
May 8, 2009 we get to go for a ride on the U.S.S. Enterprise one more time. Well, beam me up, Scotty...
Recently I've been completely engrossed in reading Batman RIP and all things Batman related. I saw this pic up ...