Thursday Prophesies: 3 months/3000 miles
| posted by theprophetbruce on December 20th, 2007 |
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

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Thursday Prophesies: Gift Ideas for Kids
| posted by theprophetbruce on December 13th, 2007 |
Thursday Prophesies: The Things I’ve Learned
| posted by theprophetbruce on November 29th, 2007 |

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…

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Thursday Prophesies: Cartoon Humour for Thanksgiving
| posted by theprophetbruce on November 22nd, 2007 |
Thursday Prophesies: Age Humour
| posted by theprophetbruce on November 15th, 2007 |

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, 2005. Actress/Vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was ‘My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music.’ Here are the actual lyrics she used:

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Thursday Prophesies: 9 Words Women Use
| posted by theprophetbruce on November 8th, 2007 |

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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Written by Jimmy Palmiotti with art by Phil Noto, issue 1 of this 5 issue mini starts off with a Female Fury named Maelstrom who wants to become the queen of the evil ruler Darkseid and plans to do it by killing Superman. When she shows up on Earth she first encounters Supergirl and the aftermath of the battle takes a tragic turn. Pick this up. It apparently takes place before all of the Final Crisis crap, is devoid of excess continuity and has great art. Grade: A
YES WE CAN!
....'nuff said.
Totally scare the shit out of your neighbors and then take their candy! Bwahahahaha!
Wow! Just freakin' awesome and if you are not onboard with all things Green Lantern related then you are missing out. Geoff Johns writes one heck of a tale here that formally introduces us to the Red Lantern Corps, rage powered individuals who are sure to give the Green Lantern Corps one hell of a time. Shane Davis pencils this issue and the guy is unbelievable. There's a splash page in this issue that rivals what Ivan Reis is doing in the main ongoing GL book. Buy this one! Grade: A+
So far I haven't cared much for this series. This is DC's big event book for 2008 and the big completion to their "Crisis Trilogy" started with Crisis on Infinite Earths in 1986 and continued with Infinite Crisis in 2006. This one has been a little hard to follow and frankly, a bit boring, but thankfully this issue kicks it up several notches.
Conflicted hitmen and a coked-up racist dwarf equals dark fun!
May 8, 2009 we get to go for a ride on the U.S.S. Enterprise one more time. Well, beam me up, Scotty...
Recently I've been completely engrossed in reading Batman RIP and all things Batman related. I saw this pic up ...