While his delivery at times does not deliver like that of his Colleagues it is none the less funny. His material is most of the time delivered better by them. In his words I made those NIGGERS! MONEY! But his humor is best described by these two jokes.

A Jew wins 500 million in the lottery and decides to be charitable so he gives a couple of mill to this and that charity then 200 mill to the Nazi party. Well the Jews want to hang him, but before they do they ask him why would he donate so much money to the people that did so many unholy things to their people, to which he replies while pulling up his sleeve they gave me the NUMBER.

A ten yr old white boy puts shoe polish on his face and shows his mother, she then beats his ass and tells him go see his father. The father beats his ass and says the boy’s got see your grandfather. The grandfather beats his ass and says go see your mother. The mother asks him what do you have to say? The kid says I’ve been a NIGGER FOR TEN MINUTES AND ALREADY I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

So I was traipsing the internet today when I happened upon this nice little gallery of famous women stripping down to their naked peek-a-boo uniforms all in the name of the ethical treatment of animals. Now as an animal owner/lover, I can totally appreciate what they’re doing, and would do it myself (if I thought anyone wanted to see me naked that is). Anyway hit the link to see the gallery.

Link *nsfw*

Naked For PETA

I know it’s been a while since you’ve seen me but after seeing this video hopefully you guys can forgive my absence. Hit the button *nsfw*

Ok folks, we’re gonna try a little something different today. We’ve added another crew member to our madness – the Big One, and we’re going to let him shine some light on himself by letting him take the helm of F3 this week.

Ah what a odd bunch they are. The main three of course. So the question beckons if one had a choice between Aeryn, Chiana or Zan which one would be the keeper as it were. Let’s break it down by individual then have a winner.

Aeryn is the most likely canidate for fun being that it would be a fun chase and she is a repressed bitch. Need one say more. *Cough s/m,role play, or sick shit cough*. She would be the trophy cuz hell you deserve one after all that torment.

Now Chiana, fun girl lively, all ways up for for a good time, and a touch of larceny. Now here is one that is a handfull no matter what is going on. Oh, and she does love to show off her ASSets. But givin all that in the sack it is probably vanilla not totally but I doubt true kink is involved.

Zan, now if anyone could pull of the bald thing she is the gal. Low maintence, sensuous and can make all sorts of drugs now she does have benefits. But she does have that hippie flavor that irritates, you know ethereal being, crystals and etc…. In the sack, well she will probably do just about anything not because it is bad, her reason is it feels good and was part of the moment. Too quote Becky from “Clerks II” “in the moment it is forgivable to go from ass to mouth“, pretty much sums up Zans attitude.

NOW WHO IS THE ONE TO KEEP?

The winner Chiana, She is a handfull but what a package. Fun, great attitude, and always horny. She doesn’t have 24/7 pms(Aeryn), and you don’t feel like your with a hippy mother figure that is above you (Zan). This a girl that you can take anywhere and have fun, probably spend a night in jail from time to time but she will be there with you. I don’t think boredum in the relationship will set in.