1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

You got to love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

On this our second St Valentine's Day, enjoy this little anicdote about what every office in America should have. Enjoy.

Since the Super Bowl is right around the corner, I thought some football humor was in order. Enjoy.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

  This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

More after the jump.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

More cartoon silliness after the jump.