Blog of The Moment: Euthanization is Wasted on the Dogs
Today’s rant is brought to us by: Brian Euthanization is Wasted on the Dogs This blog is written in dedication to those in society who I wish to be “cleansed” from their particular actions. The first group to be cleansed is bad drivers. When I say bad drivers, this not only means people with bad driving records, but certain things that people do to classify themselves as bad drivers. The first “non-violation” of a bad driver is the stubbornness/refusal to leave the left lane of a highway. It is designated stubborn when the person who is driving thinks that 70mph is an adequate left-lane speed, but tell that to the 10 drivers behind him who are looking to go 5/10 mph more than that. The other “cleansed” driver from the roads is the nonsignaller. It’s one thing to be in a lane designated for a specific turn. However, when there is no distinction in a lane between going straight and turning right, there needs to be a signal to give those behind you enough time to slow down. It must be so damn hard to move your hand 4 inches to indicate which way you will be turning. My second group in need of cleansing is the young mall crowd. “Like, I don’t know, like, if he likes me, but, like, I still like him, ya know?” This sentence is actually one of their better ones in terms of grammar and repetition of words. Malls need to install random pitfalls to have these kids fall into, so they can go to an alternate universe and learn English. Speaking of English, my final target is those who cannot speak English. No, not the immigrants (illegal or otherwise) that cross our borders everyday. I speak of the people who rip on those aforementioned people, yet cannot speak English “good” themselves. I can’t say all, but a lot of people who are like this do not appreciate the irony of statements when they make them. If you are looking to effectively criticize those English-less immigrants, learn the differences between (1) it’s and its, (2)to and too, (3) run-on statements….so many others to name. That is all for now. What a great use of 10 minutes at work.
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Ho, Ho, Ho, there loyal readers. Since it's Christmas time I figured today's BOM should have something to do with this holiday season that we are currently in.
See here's the thing, I'm a child of the eighties.
Since today marks a time honored tradition of sitting down with family, looking around the dinner table gazing at the bountiful harvest that many a culinary artist has prepared, and just enjoying that fact that you are with those people you love the most (or hate the least) let us all take the time to reflect on all the good times we have had as we read today's BOTM brought to us by that wonderful, giving individual known the world over as the former Mr. Britney Spears.
Enjoy.
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