9 Things I Learned About The World According To Anonymous Stock Photo Models.
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Hot curly haired black women go moist for wireless broadband routers and mainframes.
Possibly the first and only cliche in history I’ve wanted to bang, curly-haired black women are the preferred marketing tool to sell obscure telecom products and telephone services so long as their skin tone isn’t too dark.
She should be dark enough to score that hip diversity dollar, but not so dark as to scare away that heartland racist dollar.
Microsoft also tried to employ use of the hot black woman for marketing Vista recently, but as usual, they got it wrong:
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