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Greetings loyal readers. In case you weren’t paying attention, you’ll notice that we’ve been changing the layout a bit here at ATE.
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9 Things I Learned About The World According To Anonymous Stock Photo Models.
By way of The Best Page In The Universe:
Hot curly haired black women go moist for wireless broadband routers and mainframes.
Possibly the first and only cliche in history I’ve wanted to bang, curly-haired black women are the preferred marketing tool to sell obscure telecom products and telephone services so long as their skin tone isn’t too dark.
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Movies You Should See: Flash Gordon (1980)
It’s cheesy, has corny ass dialogue, very dated special effects, and it’s a whole lot of fun. In 1980 Producer Dino De Laurentis released the intentionally campy flick, Flash Gordon, and it bombed.
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Kanye West’s Can’t Tell Me Nothin’: Remix
So I found this video this weekend and I have to say, this is the way I prefer to see all Kanye West videos from this point on. In case you’re wondering, the guy in the video lip syncing Mr. West is stand up comedian Zach Galifianakis.
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Thursday Prophesies: Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says politely.
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Written by Jimmy Palmiotti with art by Phil Noto, issue 1 of this 5 issue mini starts off with a Female Fury named Maelstrom who wants to become the queen of the evil ruler Darkseid and plans to do it by killing Superman. When she shows up on Earth she first encounters Supergirl and the aftermath of the battle takes a tragic turn. Pick this up. It apparently takes place before all of the Final Crisis crap, is devoid of excess continuity and has great art. Grade: A
YES WE CAN!
....'nuff said. 
Totally scare the shit out of your neighbors and then take their candy! Bwahahahaha! 
Wow! Just freakin' awesome and if you are not onboard with all things Green Lantern related then you are missing out. Geoff Johns writes one heck of a tale here that formally introduces us to the Red Lantern Corps, rage powered individuals who are sure to give the Green Lantern Corps one hell of a time. Shane Davis pencils this issue and the guy is unbelievable. There's a splash page in this issue that rivals what Ivan Reis is doing in the main ongoing GL book. Buy this one! Grade: A+
So far I haven't cared much for this series. This is DC's big event book for 2008 and the big completion to their "Crisis Trilogy" started with Crisis on Infinite Earths in 1986 and continued with Infinite Crisis in 2006. This one has been a little hard to follow and frankly, a bit boring, but thankfully this issue kicks it up several notches.
Conflicted hitmen and a coked-up racist dwarf equals dark fun! 
May 8, 2009 we get to go for a ride on the U.S.S. Enterprise one more time. Well, beam me up, Scotty...
Recently I've been completely engrossed in reading Batman RIP and all things Batman related. I saw this pic up ...